In 1987, Eddie Murphy filmed a 90-minute show at Madison Square
Garden that was later released as Eddie
Murphy Raw. Take an evening sometime and give it a watch; the whole thing’s
on YouTube. It’s Murphy pre-Nutty
Professor, pre-overexposure, pre-everything; just loose, hot and cold
running buckets of nastiness. It’s excellent.
In one of the most famous bits, one I’ve known for years,
Murphy does his Bill Cosby impression. Cosby calls Murphy up to tell him he
can’t be saying all that “filth flargin filth” – four-letter words – onstage.
It’s interesting to look back at what it was like to talk about Cosby before we
knew what his favorite hobby was (“when Bill Cosby lectures you, you forget
you’re grown” Murphy says at one point, in all seriousness). The impression
goes on for ten minutes of Eddie-as-Cosby trying to work around saying “fuck”
and Murphy pretending he doesn’t know what Cosby means (because Cosby won’t say
“fuck”).
Once Bill finally gets the word out, Murphy calls up his pal
Richard Pryor, and there’s another few minutes of impression-y goodness while
Pryor tries to convince Murphy that Cosby’s got his head up his ass. But
Murphy’s scared. Pretty soon, Pryor’s done with it:
“I don’t give a fuck! Whatever the fuck makes the people laugh, say that shit! Do the people
laugh when you say what you say?”
“Yes…”
“Do you get paid?”
“Yes…”
“Then tell Bill I
said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!”
I’ll be having that Coke and that smile many times in the
months and years to come… whenever the conversation turns to The Force Awakens.
It’s hard to remember now, because it was three years ago –
so that’s fifteen or twenty years in internet-years – but when Disney bought
Lucasfilm for the tune of four billion dollars (which is what to Disney, a
week’s worth of grosses?) and instantly announced that they’d be making new
Star Wars movies, this was widely seen as a wrong thing. A horrible thing.
All-around bad, bad idea. Lucas had
already raped everyone’s childhoods with the prequels, so went the conventional
wisdom, so just let that dead dog lie where he left it, with Hayden
Christensen’s uncanny resemblance to a block of wood and Natalie Portman
deadpanning her way through the romance scenes, with Liam Neeson, in every
frame of the entire damn movie, radiating –
radiating – profuse,
overwhelming relief that he only had to do one of those things. Just let it lie
there with all the Film school 101 direction and Jar Jar and the scripts Lucas
couldn’t be bothered to start writing till all the sets and all the aliens had
already been built. (“Hmmm… let’s see… not order 666, that’s kinda obvious… not
order 6, that makes it sound like they don’t get very many orders. Oh… wait… I
know…”) Lucas killed the child; it’s done. Leave it alone.
When it emerged that Disney wasn’t gonna leave it alone, any
more than Hollywood could possibly leave the Terminator franchise alone after Cameron
tried to lock it up airtight with his close to T2 that couldn’t have said THE END any more clearly with a rubber
stamp, people got real loud, real quick. Seth McFarlane, who used to spoof Star
Wars down the block and back in Family
Guy, tweeted: “Can’t wait for more Star Wars movies from the studio that
brought us Mars Needs Moms!” He
speculated that under the new ownership, his days of lovably mocking the
franchise would be dusted and done. (And he was right, of course: when Amy Schumer showed
up in GQ this August wearing Leia’s metal bikini and deep-throating a
lightsaber, Disney immediately released an ice-cold statement that they hadn’t
authorized the use of their character in this way. Cease and desist. Playtime
is over. And that was that.)
Finding a director for Force
Awakens was difficult. Fincher passed. Brad Bird passed. Guillermo del Toro
passed. Tarantino passed with a big, creamy scoop of pure boredom: “I could so
care less. Not a fan, sorry. Especially if Disney’s going to do it. I’m not
interested in the Simon West version of Star Wars.”
On first glance, J.J. Abrams passed too. He was busy with Star Trek. But then he took a second
glance. Star Wars was in his blood. It was all over his 2009 Trek reboot, which
made Trek purists swarm on the internet like their anthill had been kicked over.
When he said yes to episode VII, a kind of floodgate opened up. “Oh… he might do it right… he just might…” Abrams, Star Wars supernerd
extraordinaire, signed on, and it was like a portal to a certain galaxy in the
past had been unveiled and everyone’s dreams and wishes went flooding in.
He seemed to be making all the right moves. He brought on
Lawrence Kasdan, the co-writer of Empire
and Jedi, to help put the story
together. He insisted on casting unknowns for the leads, just as Hamil, Fisher
and Ford had been in 1977. Back came Williams to tease the old score into
something that seems familiar without ever getting stale, with new riffs that
feel like someone took your Star Wars soundtrack-sofa and gave it all-new
upholstery. Apparently this movie really wasn’t going to be about appeasing
anyone or having a certain number of toys show up onscreen. It was going to be
something organic and felt and… inspiring.
And now, here it is. And the majority opinion, from both
critics and fans, is that it’s exactly that: “simultaneously gripping and a
huge release… pure storytelling, streams by with fluency and zip… it’s not just
a great piece of science fiction or a great piece of cinema: it’s a new hope…”
Here is the minority opinion.
There is not much that I care about as much as I care about
story. It’s all I look for when I watch something or read something. The nuts
and bolts; what makes a piece of work tick, where’s its heart, what makes it
soar… or not. What’s the story. For
this reason, I don’t often re-watch things. Once I’ve seen a show or a movie,
I’ve seen it. I’ve got it. Move on.
When the credits rolled on Force Awakens last night, I sat there fiddling with the 3d glasses,
listening to the applause and slowly digesting the fact that I hadn’t felt a
story unfold for two hours.
I’d been shown a highlight reel. The Greatest Hits of The
Force: from the 70s, 80s, 90s… and now today.
Before I continue with what I noticed and what I felt about
the film, I want to talk about why it
matters. Why does it matter? This movie wasn’t all that and a bag of chips?
So what? It’s a movie. It’s an industry. And I’m no one; I don’t get paid to do
this, give you my thoughts. So why?
I grew up reading more Tolkien than most people who are not
named Steven Colbert. When it emerged that the Hobbit movies were appalling garbage, it didn’t bother me. I just
didn’t bother to see them. I didn’t think
about it very much; I heard a few stories, shook my head. Eventually I caught
25 minutes of An Unexpected Journey
on network TV late one night. Confirmed that it was crap, turned it off.
I didn’t judge Peter Jackson for making them, either. Dude
must’ve missed Middle-Earth something awful. He had the chance to go back and
squeeze the nectar again; he took it. He made some bad movies; Tolkien’s estate
put their foot down. He’ll never get to visit the land again. But even so, and
even if he knows they’re bad, and he must, I’ll bet that the child in him
rejoiced to make them. Good for him.
The endless corruption of Terminator doesn’t bother me. I saw T3 when it came out, six
hundred years ago. A more forgettable movie would be hard to find. The one with
Christian Bale I didn’t see, read four hundred reviews of, all bad. Took a lot
of sick pleasure in picking them apart like a vulture with a week-old corpse, without
ever viewing the horrorshow of the movie itself. No need. James Cameron has
always been a filmmaker whose sensibilities are epic in the most instinctual
way. That’s what Hollywood does with epics; it milks them ‘till they’re dry. No
skin off my nose. I admire T2 passionately, but it’s still just a movie. It’s
an intensely well-constructed and deeply thoughtful action movie, but the story
it tells and the mythos it weaves can be enjoyed and then set aside. Because
its visions are all cold steel and nuclear holocaust, they’re scary, but
they’re not immersive. Life isn’t like that.
(I didn’t see the recent one either, where Daenerys plays
Sarah Connor. I heard it was a comedy. Whatever.)
The nineteen sequels they made to Highlander never bothered me. The story of a funky five hundred
year old antiques dealer with a sword under his trenchcoat, having duels that
can only end in beheadings, and his ripped, thousand-year old skinhead nemesis
with an empty grin and a mouthful of gravel (‘HEY HEY HEY, I’VE GOT SOMETHING
TO SAY…”) was a tale clearly complete when the movie ended, the same way you
know you’re finished when a satisfying fantasy novel swirls to denouement. The
sequels retconned the story with such utterly flatulent cash-hungry greed that
you couldn’t see them as slurs on the original. They were like scarecrows with
silly hats on.
And speaking of Trek,
what Abrams himself did with the franchise bothered me not at all, and I’ve
seen every episode of Next Generation,
DS9, Voyager and Enterprise.
(Admittedly I was never that into the original series.) The 2009 movie falls
apart like a house of cards if you try to explain it to someone, but somehow it
magically holds up, beat for beat, while you watch it, like watching a master
construct a house of cards.
Of course, Into
Darkness did not pull that feat off, and Beyond, directed by the guy who’s done half of the Fast and Furious movies, assuredly
won’t. But hey, we got a good alt-universe origin story, and I differed with
the purists in that I had no problem with pushing forty years of continuity off
the table to do something that felt fresh. While it would be good to see a
return to Trek’s philosophical roots,
I’m sure we’ll get there eventually: sometimes you have to destroy so you can
rebuild. And after 20 years of watching the dullest space battles known to man
or God, it’s absolutely fine to give Trek an upgrade there. As someone in the
theater I saw the ’09 movie at shouted out during the finale against the
Romulans: “damn… Star Trek finally got gangsta!””
It’s a big world, and there’s plenty of stories out there. Whoever
you are, whatever you believe, there’s probably a mythos out there for you.
Even if you’re not into science fiction or fantasy in the least, there’s
probably something you’ve seen in
your life that you have a warm spot for, that made you think a little or showed
you a few colors you hadn’t ever seen before.
Star Wars is just another story, just another mythos. So why
is it a problem if the new movie doesn’t live up to expectations – at least not
my expectations?
The answer is simple and it’s complex. Star Wars is
different because… it’s an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. It’s
different because a more wretched hive of scum and villainy you will never
find. Because if there’s a bright center to the universe, you’re on the planet
that it’s furthest from.
It’s different because I find your lack of faith disturbing,
because you’re a little short for a stormtrooper and because there’s vital
information in the memory systems of this R2 unit.
It isn’t just because the originals are quotable (though
they are, and Force Awakens is not).
It’s because if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can
possibly imagine. It’s because in making the original trilogy, Lucas and his
collaborators tapped into something
far beyond what they may have been expecting to. Something very powerful, very
resonant and very primal.
The original trilogy is different because if you search your
feelings, you know it to be true, and it’s all
true… from a certain point of view.
You can explain it in terms of Joseph Campbell or Hindu
mythology or Carlos Castaneda or other sources… but the fact is that none of
these were really Lucas’ overriding motivations, at least not originally. Lucas
was, and is, a businessman, and in making (what was later renamed as) Episode IV: A New Hope, he was making a
practical-minded business decision. He was trying a new market. He’d made THX 1138, which was a science-fiction
movie for grown-ups. Then he made American
Graffiti, which was for teenagers.
Then he thought he’d try the kiddie market. And if the movie
had not exploded like the Big Bang and invented, more or less by itself, the
modern blockbuster… he would’ve just gone on and done something else next. Rom-coms,
maybe. It’s hard to imagine, but if New Hope
hadn’t immediately shown itself to be a money-printing machine… it would not
have spawned decades of inspiration, tributes, imitators and, of course,
merchandise. There would have been no (expanded) universe, to which dozens and
hundreds of very good writers have contributed sometimes shockingly good novels over the years. (Ask me about my favorites.)
If Episode IV had
not become a dollar sign writ as large and dreamy as Ayn Rand could ever have
envisioned, it wouldn’t have mattered how many world mythologies it drew on.
There probably wouldn’t have been a sequel. And Lucas knew this, which is why New Hope ends on a rock-solid note of
punctuation: the throne room scene. If the story ended there, you’d definitely
have a full story; beginning, middle and end.
So Lucas, the businessman, found and told a story that,
perhaps, was just ready to be told, that perhaps the world was ready to
embrace. On one level, that’s what happened.
On another level – he wasn’t just putting some kind of
sci-fi space opera sort of thing out there merely to see what happened. He
didn’t want to keep hacking away in different genres forever; he did want this to be IT. And it shows:
the original trilogy has a dramatic tension within it that can’t be
manufactured or studio-approved. The one thing that I and some of the people I
saw Force Awakens with last night could
agree on was that there’s no such tension within it.
Think of the first Death Star trench run in New Hope. Luke lines the opening up on
his computer, he hears Ben’s voice, he lets the missiles go… and he gulps an
enormous sigh of release as they shoot down the tube. And you realize that
until that moment, Luke had no idea
if he would make that shot.
Now look at the X-wing/Tie fighter battles in Force Awakens. Anyone nervous? Anyone
seem unsure of themselves? Anyone wondering who’s gonna prevail?
Right.
Think of any key military moment in the original trilogy.
Mon Mothma’s “many Bothans died to bring us this information.” Her gentle tones
of wonderment and clear-eyed feeling. Ackbar’s “it’s a trap!” so often mocked
because he says it ten seconds after everyone sees that it’s obviously a trap.
But it still plays, because he’s saying the thing that everyone knows, but is
wasting time by not admitting. He says it to jolt the Rebellion into action.
What does Force
Awakens offer us for motivation to fight the big fight?
“Yeah, it’s big,” says Han. “Big ship. So?”
There are no stakes for the studio: as long as the main
events, episodes 7, 8 and 9 (inter-episode movies are coming, of course) are
helmed by someone competent, that four billion dollar investment will continue
to grow over the next generation and beyond. Even if there’s never an episode
X, XI or XII (naturally, there could be), the Empire that Lucas built is its
own self-perpetuating, self-generating engine of profit. It was this before
Lucas made the sale; with big D at the wheel, the money can only exponentiate
forever. Lest you forget, this is the studio that first found a way around
copyright expiration laws, that found a way to keep their trademark characters
frozen in carbonite forever, so that even today you can’t market the image of
Mickey Mouse without the approval of Disney. And now they have Star Wars, and
it’s not hard to imagine that Star Wars will be coming at us through the 21st
century. Maybe even beyond.
So. No stakes for the story. That isn’t to say that the
story is bad; this is no Highlander sequel, and Force Awakens does not tell a bad story. It just doesn’t tell a
realized story. The beats are there under the surface to make something really
intriguing, if they would just gel.
Many large-scale choices that are made with the story are
good ones. And let me now give them their due:
The choice to make Kylo Ren a psychopath who has all of
Vader’s power and none of his discipline is a great idea. It makes for a very
different dynamic than Vader had with the Imperials. Vader kept everyone in
line through pure fear. Kylo Ren, though he could kill anyone around him just
as easily, can’t do this. So others, like the commanding officer played by
Domnhall Gleason, aren’t afraid to stand up to him. He’s a wannabe Vader who
wears the mask just because Vader wore one. It will be interesting to see how
this plays out in episodes 8 and 9 – how far will the series go in giving us a
portrayal of, basically, fanboy fantasies taken to the logical endpoint?
The choice to kill Han is the right choice. There’s nothing
more for the character to do. To make Ren his son and to let Ren kill him as a
rite of passage into the dark side echoes the original storyline in a
beautifully twisted way: instead of the Dark Jedi father imploring his Light
side son to join him, we have an all-too-human father imploring his son to do
the same. Both sons make the same decision, though where Luke and Vader are
evenly matched, Ren’s power and Han’s lack makes this decision a final one. And of course, Han’s long fall off that
bridge echoes Luke’s fall through Cloud City. (Abrams deep understanding of the
originals’ visuals lets him play aesthetic riffs all over the place; it was the
main thing – maybe the only thing – that kept me engaged throughout the film.)
Making Rey a scavenger on a (different) desert planet also
resonates very nicely. The first time we see her, she looks like a Jawa.
Letting such a character be our hero plays richly with our sense of who
characters are and what they’re meant to do, just like that weird-ass
holographic chess game with the beasties that’s in the Falcon.
Presenting Supreme Leader Snoke to us for the first time as
A MOTHERFUCKING GIANT… and then letting us see that it’s just a hologram…
pleased me inordinately. Maybe he’s human-sized? Maybe he’s two feet tall?
Maybe he has penile issues? This will be a topic of debate until we find out;
kudos to Abrams and Co. for so cleverly giving us that to chew on.
Also, the music in the new cantina is nicely mellow. And the
fight choreography is good. And all of the acting in the film is great. Even
Luke’s single shot at the end is heavy with gravitas and foreboding.
Those are the good points.
Let’s move on to the problems. The problems are not subtle.
They’re typical. They’re the same problems so many blockbuster movies have had
ever since New Hope invented the
genre.
See the Death Star? Here it is, on the 3D map above the
conference table in Resistance HQ. Now here’s the new ship. The Death Star is a
gumball dropped down the head of that gumball machine. That said, the First
Order’s flag-Godzilla doesn’t seem as big as the alien ship in the trailer for Independence Day: Resurgence that played
before the movie, so… everything in moderation, I guess. Why does it need to be
that big? So it can blow up five Alderaans at once. Why do they need to blow up
five Alderaans at once…?
Hmmmm. I’m hearing crickets.
Those were five planets. You just blew them all up. That’s
in the neighborhood of 35 billion people dead, yes? You’re not telling us they
were uninhabited or a “demonstration of our power” or any such; you’re telling
us they were Republic planets housing Resistance fighters. Boom. All gone.
40-second Nazi speech, 30-second solar charge, and boom.
Well, what's 5 fully inhabited planets? We do have a whole galaxy to fuck with; it says so, right there at the beginning of the movie. So in Star Wars, five planets into space dust is like leveling one medium-sized city in an earthbound action movie. No big.
(And back at Disney, a serious discussion commences in the boardroom: how many planets can we get away with blowing up in eps 8 and 9? Now let's not get greedy, I think we'll have to keep it to a total of five more between the 2 movies. 2 in VIII, 3 in IX... Colin Trevorrow is really pushing for 4 though... well, okay... what if the 4th toasted planet in IX is just... a fish planet? Planet of fish, no people? Well possibly... oh, shit -- are we still using Ackbar in the series? Yeah, we gave him one scene in Force Awakens -- yeah he's amphibian... damn. I like the fish planet idea, but no; then Ackbar would have to grieve, that's forty-five seconds of screen time... okay scratch that. Now: is it a problem if we blow up a planet with lots of wildlife? Hmm, the needle indicates that it could be; in Force Awakens Rey said she never knew there was so much green in the galaxy, and that played well... okay, no roasting green planets. Urban centers: fine, definitely gotta have the close-up on one person who's "distraught" before the blast hits... hey, what if the Distraught Person is... not on a crowded balcony, but... on... a children's playground...? JESUS, NO CHILDREN!!! People would THINK about that! No, of course, no children, but what if they're alone on a children's playground? One adult, all alone and Distraught, looking up, before the blast hits... hmmm... hmmm! I like it! Bit of a Terminator vibe... okay, put it on the big board...)
So, as we say: THAT happened. Back at Resistance HQ, no one seems to have… felt… a…
disturbance. (Hang on, hasn’t the Force awakened? That would make more people
Force-sensitive, no?) They know what happened; they just saw it happen. They’re
all… quite… concerned… about that weapon getting fired again. But as act 3
plays out, it becomes drearily, tediously apparent that the only reason it
doesn’t get fired again is because smashing five planets where we haven't met anyone is totes awesome, but you can’t actually blow up the planet that all
the good guys are on.
Next. The First Order: who? No backstory. Nothing on how the
phoenix of the First Order rose from the ashes of the Empire. The Empire which
was toast at the end of the last movie. But check out those First Order duds:
same stormtrooper white. Same Imperial black. Same snooty, bureaucratic
attitudes. In fact, same organization.
Next. Poe and Finn crash-land on Jakku. They get separated:
how? The logic gap here is gonna make Jean-Luc Picard do that facepalm thing.
Finn blacked out inside the ship? Poe got thrown out of the ship? He got thrown… really far? So far that he couldn’t
even see the crashed Tie Fighter when he woke up? He got thrown… out of his
jacket? His jacket stayed inside the ship?
As plot points, all of these things are lacking, but they’re
also all in the realm of the ordinary for action movies. It would be nice if
more thought had been put into them, but none was, because typically, none ever
is for these sorts of things. They are, therefore, forgivable.
The forgivable things are Tier 1. Let’s move on to Tier 2.
One of the best things a story – told through any medium –
can do, is subvert audience expectations. You’re expecting something – the
known thing, the trope that would happen here in a story of this type. But
something else happens completely! You’re thrown off your feet; you don’t know
where you are, and when you get your bearings the whole dynamic has changed and
you’re holding your breath.
Okay, they throw Ned Stark in the dungeon. The Lannisters
want his head, but you can’t KILL him; he’s the protagonist… oh… they killed
him? Oh my god…
Okay… now what? Well… his son will have to avenge him. That
makes sense… oh, my God. A sword through his heart? And his mother dead? And
all of his generals dead? I don’t know what’s going on…
Tyler Durden runs a club where men pound each other to
bloody bits. The narrator is his best friend. Why does Tyler like him so much?
Because they’ve bonded, because… they’re… the same person? Where did that come
from? I don’t know, but it makes sense…
Force Awakens
pulls off a nice subversion. Except that it isn’t one. It just seems like one
because it’s Star Wars, and half the population of the world (or about
one-tenth of the number of people who were killed by the First Order’s death
ray) have been hanging on the trailers for months.
The trailers set us up to believe that Finn discovers the
Force through the story, and takes on Kylo Ren, prevailing… but nope, it’s Rey,
actually, who’s strong in the Force, and it’s she who proves Ren’s match at the
end of the movie.
If you had never seen any of the trailers and watched the
film fresh out of the box, you’d have no reason on first watch to believe that
Finn is going to learn the Force. He leaves the Order because – well, evil –
and you get the impression that he’ll wind up joining the Resistance. And this
is what happens, actually. His story is pretty straightforward. Rey’s,
likewise. From the start, she’s cast in the Luke role. She’s agile,
independent, the cute droid latches on to her,
and she lives on a desert planet. Guess she’ll learn the Force.
Oh, she learned it. Right then.
Which leads me to the final problem with the story. Rey
doesn’t actually “learn” the Force at all. She doesn’t know the Force, she
finds a lightsaber, has a few visions, and then… she just… knows it. Knows how
to do things. The mind push. The telekinesis. No mentor. No training. No
discussion. No Force: then Force.
Children are great judges of story, because their
bullshit-meters are finely tuned. If I were telling this story to a child, and
I got to the part where Rey starts using the Force, they’d narrow their eyes.
They’d get skeptical. They’d want details.
And I wouldn’t have any for them. She just… knows the Force,
okay? She didn’t, but now she does.
The child would say, “that’s stupid!”
And I would say: yes. Yes, it is.
And yes: some (or maybe even all) of these issues will no
doubt be addressed in the next two movies. But that doesn’t matter. They aren’t
addressed here. A story that doesn’t stand on its own, doesn’t.
Whenever I see Force
Awakens again, I’m sure I’ll shrug, the way many people in many places will
be shrugging over the coming months, as if they suddenly sensed a great
disturbance but were suddenly silenced: “oh, yeah. It’s fine.” That kind of
shrug. It isn’t a great movie. It isn’t a good story. But it has some
interesting things going on in it, and it’s cool to look at.
And so. There’s no shame in having a popcorn movie, if
that’s your thing… but Star Wars doesn’t get to be a popcorn movie, because it
never was one. Its themes are wide and deep, and if you don’t play them out
from the previous generation into this one, then frankly, you’ve failed. You’ve
failed the only test that matters: you’ve failed to inspire.
Lucas failed when he made the prequels. He knew it, and with
each episode he seemed to find greater heights to fail from. (If the Darth Jar
Jar theory is true, he even failed to unfold the storyline that attracted him
to the prequels in the first place.)
Abrams and the other directors are in no danger of failing
so astonishingly. Lucas had his own standards to live up to, and even if he
tried to bury them, he couldn’t forget them. Watching the prequels fail must
have been very hard for him.
Abrams and the rest of us grew up as fans. We didn’t give
birth to this story and all the voices and all the colors that flew out of it.
We discovered them, already hewn together. And our standards are our own. In an
interview with Wired this month,
Abrams said:
“…I tried to focus on things that I find inspiring about
cinema. I asked questions like “how do we make this movie delightful?” That was
really the only requirement Larry and I imposed on each other: The movie needed
to be delightful… this has only ever been about what gets us excited.”
At the top of this piece, I said that the movie didn’t meet
my expectations. That’s true, but in a more general way, it does meet all of
the expectations that “we” – not you or I, but the sort of collective fanbase –
has for it. If you said, just off the top of your head, “what would a Star Wars
movie look like if it were made today?” The first thing that came to mind would
be very much like the movie that is actually in theaters. A visual dream of a
movie, skimming the surface like a landspeeder, never really touching anywhere
or meaning very much – just zooming toward the horizon.
Watching the movie, I couldn’t stop thinking about the fact
that we live in a society that tends to conspire to discourage emotion and
feeling and genuine connection. When I realized I couldn’t stop thinking about
this, that Episode VII was making me
reflect on this, I knew I would have to write about it. Because the ability to
destroy a planet – or be destroyed by one – is insignificant compared to…
Our world tends to tamp us down, leave us drained and
without a lot to say. Our experience of things like: creativity, adventure,
love and connection tends to be against
the grain of this world; not with it.
So when you make a fantasy/sci-fi movie, you’re going to be aware of the difference between the world you’re creating and our shared real
world. If the difference between the two is too vast, you’re going to have
problems. Avatar in 2009, for
instance, had problems. The gulf between our
world and that world was too great
for some people to bear. It sparked a run of suicides by people who couldn’t
deal with that world being fantasy.
Force Awakens won’t
let that gap get so large that anyone will die in it. The movie drains us in an
expected way. It’s unremarkable and self-conscious and zippy and lacking
imagination in expected ways. And once you accept that it’s going to be like that,
it can even be liked on its own terms…
…but we deserve better than that, better than what this film
showed us. All of us: everyone who’s bothered to read this piece of mine,
anyway, because I can be pretty sure that only people with a visionary eye and
a real, beating heart in their chests are going to read this. We deserve to be
seen. Not just “delighted” and sent to bed.
Luminous beings, are we. Not this crude matter.
I do wonder how long people will go on insisting that the
movie is everything they ever wanted and more.
I think that's everything I have to say. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a Coke.
I think that's everything I have to say. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a Coke.